Me: Hey close the door, please
Parent: *leaves the door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY
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I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
(Source: goblinparty, via heyfunniest)






