the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage
(Source: matturday)
Pinsan: *napansin yung kamay ni kuya*
Pinsan: Patingin nga ng kamay mo, ang laki ha *sinukat niya yung kamay niya kay kuya*. Masakit ka siguro manapak.
Ako: ......Alam ko na kung bakit malaki.
Sila: Hahaha
It’s 5 o’clock in the morning. Masturbation got boring.
